Obnoxious man attacked on bus after pissing everyone off

Grateful passengers applaud attacker’s heroic act

THUNDER BAY – If you’ve ever had to travel by bus, chances are you’ve been tempted to physically attack one of your fellow passengers.

 

Indeed, it was to everyone’s grateful relief when Blake Fowler, a Thunder Bay born construction worker, attacked a 40-year-old fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus en route to Hamilton on the weekend.

 

According to eyewitness, the victim of the attack was an obnoxious jerk who was talking loudly on his cellphone and listening to his iPod at high volume while emitting an unpleasant stench.

 

Eyewitnesses looked gratefully on as Fowler beat the shit out of the passenger. After the victim was unconscious, the passengers began to applaud.

 

One passenger who was trying to nap said that just as her anger towards the obnoxious man was growing into a trembling rage, she heard a commotion behind her and saw that the obnoxious man was bleeding.

 

“If he hadn’t attacked the guy, I would have,” she said.

 

Police say the victim was hospitalized, but regrettably with non-life threatening injuries.

 

Annoyed passengers are demanding to know why such a foul-smelling passenger was allowed on the bus in the first place.

 

Rather than charging him with aggravated assault, police awarded Fowler a medal in appreciation for relieving bus passengers from bad rock music, one side of a phone conversation, and foul body odour.

 

Statistics show that bus attacks have been on the rise in recent years, owing to their effectiveness as a strategy for shutting up people who are disturbing other passengers on long terrestrial voyages.

 

: P

 

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