Local jerk refuses to pay what he can

Ruins it for rest of us

 

BROOKVALE, New Brunswick – Local jerk Shawn Bowry lived up to his title last night when he refused to make a contribution upon entrance to the Brookvale Donkey Show, a pay-what-you-can event.

 

According to eyewitnesses, Bowry walked by the collection box without depositing any money at all, despite a sign that clearly read “Donations Welcome – Pay What You Can.”

 

Stunned onlookers stood by as Bowry went on to enjoy the show, an annual event during which donkeys do small tricks and give rides to children.

 

The act of defiance in broad daylight shocked passers-by at this usually problem-free event. A mother of two, who was taking her children to show, gasped in disgust and made her children look away.

 

Borwy is male, Caucasian, about 175 centimetres tall and in his mid-20s. He was wearing a black hooded jacket and dark sunglasses.

 

Authorities have warned community members against permitting the local jerk from attending more events that invoke the honour system, lest it be ruined for the rest of us.

 

: P

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