BROOKVALE, New Brunswick – Local jerk Shawn Bowry lived up to his title last night when he refused to make a contribution upon entrance to the Brookvale Donkey Show, a pay-what-you-can event.
Stunned onlookers stood by as Bowry went on to enjoy the show, an annual event during which donkeys do small tricks and give rides to children.
The act of defiance in broad daylight shocked passers-by at this usually problem-free event. A mother of two, who was taking her children to show, gasped in disgust and made her children look away.
Borwy is male, Caucasian, about 175 centimetres tall and in his mid-20s. He was wearing a black hooded jacket and dark sunglasses.
Authorities have warned community members against permitting the local jerk from attending more events that invoke the honour system, lest it be ruined for the rest of us.