By Sam Hagan, Staff Reporter
BATON ROUGE – Twenty-four illegal aliens, mainly from the S’vihn-Hoont star system in the Ring Nebulae M-57 galaxy, were arrested Wednesday by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). They are being held in a Louisiana jail on charges of telepathy, inter-dimensional travel, and conspiracy to possess falsified human identification documents.
The crackdown comes after the Department of Homeland Security broadened its mandate beyond just Mexicans and people in turbans to include intergalactic space travelers. Continue reading