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		<title>TSO player report: Quinn replaces McDaniel, Harris injured</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Sydney Hedley, Sports Reporter
 
TORONTO  — A day after switching first violinists, the Toronto Symphony Orchestra stayed in shake-up mode and released trombonist Dustin McDaniel, a starter the previous two seasons but hampered by embouchure injuries this year. 2007 first round pick Mick Quinn will take his spot for this season.
 
Jason Harris was injured (while [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=punditonline.wordpress.com&blog=3224709&post=289&subd=punditonline&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obnoxious man attacked on bus after pissing everyone off</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
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Grateful passengers applaud attacker’s heroic act

THUNDER BAY – If you’ve ever had to travel by bus, chances are you’ve been tempted to physically attack one of your fellow passengers.
 
Indeed, it was to everyone’s grateful relief when Blake Fowler, a Thunder Bay born construction worker, attacked a 40-year-old fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus en route [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=punditonline.wordpress.com&blog=3224709&post=284&subd=punditonline&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Google Satellite reveals you have an ugly roof</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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Roof-painting trend has neighbourhoods looking more colourful, gay
 
By Mondo Fernando, Staff Reporter 





 
In 2006 the introduction of Google Satellite made people in suburban neighbourhoods everywhere discover that the roofs on their houses all looked exactly the same.
 
Just imagine their shock.
 
In the past two years, the market for roof décor has experienced a surge in popularity as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=punditonline.wordpress.com&blog=3224709&post=275&subd=punditonline&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Local jerk refuses to pay what he can</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
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Ruins it for rest of us
 
BROOKVALE, New Brunswick – Local jerk Shawn Bowry lived up to his title last night when he refused to make a contribution upon entrance to the Brookvale Donkey Show, a pay-what-you-can event.
 
According to eyewitnesses, Bowry walked by the collection box without depositing any money at all, despite a sign that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=punditonline.wordpress.com&blog=3224709&post=268&subd=punditonline&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Marxist-Leninist Party of Canada vows to abolish elections</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Party lays out campaign platform for October 14 federal revolutionary struggle
 
By Sam Hagan, Staff Reporter
 

OTTAWA – The Marxist-Leninist Party of Canada (MLPC) has vowed to relieve the country of expensive and burdensome elections, Party leader Anna Di Carlo announced earlier today.
 
The pledge came in week two of the federal election, and shortly after polls revealed [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=punditonline.wordpress.com&blog=3224709&post=262&subd=punditonline&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Retailers prepare for ridiculously early kickoff to holiday shopping season</title>
		<link>http://punditonline.wordpress.com/2008/09/17/retailers-prepare-for-ridiculously-early-kickoff-to-holiday-shopping-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
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Only 100 shopping days left to pressure shoppers into compulsive spending
 
By Sydney Hedley, Staff Reporter
 


TORONTO – With the days getting shorter and the temperatures dipping into the mid-teens, Canadians everywhere are turning their thoughts to the holiday season.
 
With Christmas only 100 days away, many retailers have already begun aggressive holiday season marketing to kickoff to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=punditonline.wordpress.com&blog=3224709&post=257&subd=punditonline&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Gas replaces coins, bills as new currency</title>
		<link>http://punditonline.wordpress.com/2008/09/16/gas-replaces-coins-bills-as-new-currency/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Dawn of “gas standard” era declared
By Mondo Fernando, Staff Reporter
 
NEW YORK – After six years of steady decline of the value of U.S. dollar, the Federal Reserve announced yesterday its adoption of a new legal tender. Effective January 1, 2009, gasoline will substitute all paper bills and coins as the new national currency.
 
The announcement comes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=punditonline.wordpress.com&blog=3224709&post=253&subd=punditonline&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Extreme weather continues unabated in California</title>
		<link>http://punditonline.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/extreme-weather-continues-unabated-in-california/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Helpless citizens scramble in mass exodus to the out-of-doors
 
By Beth Johnson, Staff Reporter
 

LOS ANGELES — Sunny skies and high temperatures continue to strengthen, forcing hundreds of thousands of Californians to go outside and enjoy the outdoors.
 
All of Los Angeles and the surrounding region will be inundated with pleasant, comfortable temperatures and blue, cloudless skies during [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=punditonline.wordpress.com&blog=3224709&post=244&subd=punditonline&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Harper vows to pull out of Afghanistan eventually</title>
		<link>http://punditonline.wordpress.com/2008/09/12/harper-vows-to-pull-out-of-afghanistan-eventually/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Voters shocked by bold announcement
 
By Sam Hagan, Staff Reporter
 
EDMONTON – Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced on Wednesday that his government plans to pull all troops out of Afghanistan eventually. 
 
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		<title>Study shows kangaroo alcoholism on the rise</title>
		<link>http://punditonline.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/study-shows-kangaroo-alcoholism-on-the-rise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Mondo Fernando, Staff Reporter
 
MELBOURNE – A new study released from the Australian Substance Abuse and Mental Health Administration says kangaroos are drinking more heavily and more frequently than ever before.
 
The report surveyed thousands of kangaroos from Australia’s savannahs, prairies, and grasslands from January to June 2008. A staggering 72 percent said they&#8217;ve spent a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=punditonline.wordpress.com&blog=3224709&post=234&subd=punditonline&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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