THE PUNDIT

When seal pups fight back

April 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Baby seals form armed resistance movement, prepare for major retaliatory strike

By Sam Hagan, Staff Reporter

LABRADOR – Three seal hunters sustained serious injuries in southern Labrador on Wednesday when they were attacked by a group of angry seal pups, RCMP reported yesterday.

 

Oh sure, smile now, attack later.A group of about a dozen baby seals armed with rifles, knives and clubs launched a violent retaliatory offensive against the hunters, in an effort to bring an early end to the hunting season.

 

The seals were able to gain possession of the hunters’ rifles and hakapiks, as well as their knives and ropes, and are believed to be amassing a stockpile of other weapons, possibly for a major strategic attack.

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