By Anne Onnimus, West Coast Correspondent
LOS ANGELES – Researchers at California’s Northern Winged Alliance (NWA) have discovered a potentially groundbreaking link between the migratory patterns of the North American “ghetto bird” and urban poverty.
Studies show that the presence of ghetto birds is highly correlated with poverty in Californian cities.
“Our research findings point to very discriminatory behaviour,” says lead researcher Dr. Albert Dray. “You can’t go five minutes in Compton or Watts without seeing those [nasty-ass] birds roosting on balconies, building ledges, and rafters…whereas you almost never see a ghetto bird in Orange County or Beverly Hills.”
